Sexponent: Sex Around the House

According to many sleep experts, doing things other than sleeping in your bed such as eating, reading, watching TV or even having sex can have negative consequences on your sleep habits. Here at the Sexponent, the only thing we care more about than having good sex is having good sleep. With that in mind, today we’re going to talk about sex around the house. Boning in the bedroom is a classic, but consider trying different locales to keep things interesting.


The Shower

This is a good first option for those trying something new. You’re already naked and soapy, so you’ve got a solid, steamy start. There’s a lot of fun to be had rubbing each other down. However, it’s best to leave it to just foreplay in the shower because, a) there’s not a ton of room, and b) water doesn’t make the best lubricant. Plus, most household accidents take place in the bathroom, and no one wants to deal with a sexual accident.


The Living Room

For the more adventurous sort, the living room is an excellent place to get down and dirty. Couches offer lots of opportunities for new and exciting angles and positions. The living room offers many of the comforts of the bedroom with the exciting thrill of doing it where you shouldn’t be. You’ll never look at your loveseat quite the same way.


The Kitchen

Now we’re getting into the good stuff. While perhaps more daring and maybe a little less sanitary than the previous options, the kitchen is more of a playground. With the whipped cream and ice cubes nearby, there are plenty of new sensations to sample. Spatulas can be used in creative ways. The kitchen table (and kitchen counters, if you’re really down) is usually at the perfect height to grab a bite to eat, if you catch my drift. Just make sure to clean up after yourself and be respectful.


The Back Porch

Looking for some fun in the sun? Maybe add a little color to your cheeks? Then the porch is the place for you. While not technically inside the house, I hope that you’re willing to let it slide, because sometimes you just need to enjoy the great outdoors with the comfort of home and do some exploring. That’s right, maybe today’s the day to hit the back porch on the back porch. With a hopefully good view, your porch can be a great way to enjoy the thrill of exhibitionism and feel a nice breeze between your legs. A word of warning: this is not okay to do if people could reasonably see you — don’t bring other people into your sex life without their permission. And equally importantly, wear sunscreen. You’ll hopefully (for your partner’s sake) be going at it a while and you certainly don’t want to get a sunburn in places that don’t usually see the sun.