Shocking the campus community, the Camera Obscura display in front of Romney Hall was discovered to actually be a crashed UFO. A curious student discovered the body of an extraterrestrial while gazing at the astounding view of the outside world not actually created by a webcam.
“I knew that thing looked like a spaceship or some kind of weird s—t,” said student Marty Janis while reeking of marijuana. “Totally called this one.”
Since the discovery of the alien body, Professor Dan Clever of the Camera Obscura course has dodged questions about the supposedly retro display actually containing advanced alien technology, though mysterious men in dark suits have been observed going in and out of his office.